Thank Salter Street

(to the tune of Blame Canada, from the South Park Movie)

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Sci-Fi's changed
Since I've been watching Lexx
A show whose Prime Directive
Is to go out and have sex
Should we blame Jeff Hirschfield?
Or blame Lex Gigeroff?
Or Paul Donovan for starting the whole thing off?

No!
Thank Salter Street, thank Salter Street!
With their twisted little minds
And outrageous set designs
Thank Salter Street, thank Salter Street!
You need another reason why?
Well, just look at Kai!

Let's thank them
For manly Stan
He's not some Starfleet captain
He's a realistic man
And that 790
He's not like R2D2
Instead he keeps trying to bump off half the crew

Yes,
Thank Salter Street, thank Salter Street!
It seems that sci-fi's much more fun
Since Salter Street came along
Thank Salter Street, thank Salter Street!
There's not even a brainy alien anywhere

Xev could have been a bimbo, or a space slut, it is true
Despite her hopeless love for Kai, her character it grew
Should we all be jealous?
Should we all attack?
Or should we all become necrophiliacs?

Hell, yes!
Thank Salter Street, thank Salter Street!
When Lexx is over we will mourn
'Cause it's more than just soft porn
Thank Salter Street, hooray for Salter Street!
For the smut that we love
The trash and the slash
The laughter and fun
For everyone
Some people say it's kinky stuff
And yet we just can't seem to get enough!

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