Never Keep A Cluster Lizard as A Pet

(to the tune of If You're Happy And You Know It/Coming Round The Mountain)

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Never keep a cluster lizard as a pet
Never keep a cluster lizard as a pet
Never keep a cluster lizard
'Cause it'll eat your gizzard
Never keep a cluster lizard as a pet

Never keep a Mantrid drone arm as a pet
Never keep a Mantrid drone arm as a pet
Never keep a Mantrid drone
It'll use you to make clones
Never keep a Mantrid drone arm as a pet

Never keep a naughty carrot as a pet
Never keep a naughty carrot as a pet
Never keep a naughty carrot
Or you'll be sick as a parrot
Never keep a naughty carrot as a pet

Never keep one of Wist's worms as a pet
Never keep one of Wist's worms as a pet
Never keep one of Wist's worms
It'll make your innards squirm
Never keep one of Wist's worms as a pet

Never keep a plant called Lyekka as a pet
Never keep a plant called Lyekka as a pet
Never keep a plant called Lyekka
'Cause she'll only try to bite ya
Never keep a plant called Lyekka as a pet

Never keep a Lexxian creature as a pet
Never keep a Lexxian creature as a pet
Never keep a Lexxian creature
You just know they're gonna eat ya
Never keep a Lexxian creature as a pet

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