Kidnapped By The Goblins

(to the tune of Away In A Manger)

Kidnapped by the goblins, from out of his bed
Poor little babe Toby was quite bewildered
Instead of his nursery, he's now in a pit
Surrounded by goblins, and chickens, and - stuff

The goblins are trying to keep him amused
But little babe Toby is deeply confused
The goblins are noisy, the throne room's a mess
Where they got that milk from is anyone's guess

"You've got my eyes, Toby" His Highness did sing
Then sniffed, and said "Oh, you smell quite disgusting!
But changing a diaper's one skill that I lack -
I think that your sister had best have you back"

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