It's Not Easy Being Lexx

(to the tune of It's Not Easy Being Green, by Kermit the Frog)

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It's not easy being Lexx
Having to spend each day just floating out in space
When I'm not sure if my captain's Stanley,
Or Xev, or Lyekka,
Or some moth breeder who's got my key

It's not easy being Lexx
It seems you never know what you'll have to deal with next
And people tend to just ignore you,
Till they decide that they want to blow up Fire or Water,
Or stars in the sky

But Lexx is one of a kind
And Lexx can be warm and friendly-like
And Lexx can be big and important
The most powerful weapon
In two universes

When Lexx is all there is to be
It could really bug me, but
I'm a bug
I'm a bug
I'm Lexx, and it'll do fine
I'm beautiful
And I know it's what I want to be

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