Rebel Troops Gunfight

(to the tune of Teddy Bears Picnic)

If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'll never believe your eyes
For every Fed that ever there was
Is gathered there for certain because
Today's the day the rebel troops have their gunfight

Gunfight time for rebel troops
Poor little rebel troops are having a rotten time today
Watch them, ambushed unawares
And see them panic on their holiday
See them madly run about
They start to scream and shout
They never did stand a chance
At six o'clock Servalan and Travis will tidy them away
Because they're dead little rebel troops

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