These Are My Favourite Blake's 7 Things
(to the tune of These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things)
Blake in command with those sleeves and that perm
Vila being cheeky to Bayban and Sherm
Spacecraft that wobble on visible strings
These are my favourite Blake's 7 things
Avon being bid for by all the slave buyers
Alien spacefleet made up of hairdryers
Jenna seducing the foolish Goth king
These are my favourite Blake's 7 things
You may cheer me
You may jeer me
You may think I'm sad
But just let me tell you my favourite things
And then you will think I'm mad
Vila complaining his death's incidental
Gan with his limiter driving him mental
Naff plastic spiders with poisonous stings
These are my favourite Blake's 7 things
Zen getting fooled by a piece of old rock
Servalan in an outrageous new frock
Cally possessed by an alien ring
These are my favourite Blake's 7 things
So it's kitsch
Oh don't bitch
Don't pull out your gun
I'll savour the bad bits as well as the good
Because I just find it fun
Dayna surrounded by daft bovine mutants
Travis whenever he's being a nuisance
Tarrant and Servalan having a fling
These are my favourite Blake's 7 things
Orac being smug just because he's so clever
Slave being humble and useless as ever
Spotting new hairstyles each week on Soolin
These are my favourite Blake's 7 things
It's a shame
Who's to blame?
Call the BBC
They started this show twenty years ago
And look what it's done to me!
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