Wandering Around Onboard The Lexx

(to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

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Out in space, no-one's listening
On the walls, goo is glistening
Xev has no underthings
So there'll be no stockings
Hanging up for presents on the Lexx

Robot head is composing
For his love, who is dozing
There’s a red-suited man -
Not Santa, it's Stan
Wandering around onboard the Lexx

Xev is waiting in the cryochamber
Hoping for a Christmas kiss from Kai
Guess she'll have to drown her sorrows later
But at least he's got a good supply of ice

You won't say "Season's Greetings"
When you see what they're eating
(It looks like boiled sprouts
The sort you'd throw out)
Squeezing from a nozzle on the Lexx

Then they see some food that looks delicious
Till they realise it's left by Prince
Suddenly they start to get suspicious
And wonder if those pies are really mince

Think of them, all together
On that spaceship forever
Our peculiar crew
Merry Christmas to you
Wandering around onboard the Lexx

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