The Vampire And The Slayer
(to the tune of The Farmer and the Cowman)
The vampire and the Slayer should be friends
Oh, the vampire and the Slayer should be friends
Vampire likes to suck and bite
Slayer likes to stake and fight
But that's no reason why they can't be friends
Sunnydale folks should all make merry
Sunnydale folks should all have fun
Slayerettes watch the vampire's telly
Vampire chat with the Slayer's mum
I'd like to say a word for the Slayer
The life she leads is one of solemn duty
She spends hours working out
Not just practising her pout
(And may I say it really suits you, cutie)
The Slayer is a keen and eager student
She's always planning to do more revision
But her study time is filled
With lots of vampires to be killed
Which puts her in a difficult position
The vampire and the Slayer should be friends
Oh, the vampire and the Slayer should be friends
Vampire likes to suck and bite
Slayer likes to stake and fight
But that's no reason why they can't be friends
Sunnydale folks should all make merry
Sunnydale folks should all have fun
Slayerettes watch the vampire's telly
Vampire chat with the Slayer's mum
I'd like to say a word for the vampire
In his defence, you should now recollect he
Has helped the slayer out
Times too numerous to count
And anyway, just look at him - he's sexy!
The Slayer should speak kindly to the vampire
When he shows up and asks for blood and brandy
Yes, treat him like a man
Make him welcome if you can
But be sure that you lock up your lacy panties!
The vampire and the Slayer should be friends
Oh, the vampire and the Slayer should be friends
Vampire likes to suck and bite
Slayer likes to stake and fight
But that's no reason why they can't be friends
And when the chip is taken out of Spike
I'm guessing that there'll be a confrontation
But as it hasn't happened, for the moment
Let's make the most out of this situation
Spike:
I'd like to teach you all a little saying
And learn the words by heart the way you should
I don't say I'm no better than that Angel
But I'll be damned if I ain't just as good!
(He'd like to teach you all a little saying
And learn the words by heart the way you should
He don't say he's no better than that Angel
But he'll be damned if he ain't just as good!)
Sunnydale folks should all make merry
Sunnydale folks should all have fun
Slayerettes watch the vampire's telly
Vampire chat with the Slayer's mum
Sunnydale folks should all make merry
Sunnydale folks should all have fun
Slayerettes watch the vampire's telly
Vampire chat with the Slayer's mum
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