Oh Bog Of Stench

(to the tune of Oh Tannenbaum/Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh bog of stench, O bog of stench
How smelly are your odours
Oh bog of stench, Oh bog of stench
How foul are your aromas
You stink of things unthinkable
Your waters are undrinkable
Oh bog of stench, Oh bog of stench
How smelly are your odours

Oh bog of stench, Oh bog of stench
Please stop your puddles farting
Oh bog of stench, Oh bog of stench
The gas has my eyes smarting
Within your slimy greenish murk
Who knows what awful horrors lurk
Oh bog of stench, Oh bog of stench
Please stop your puddles farting

Oh bog of stench, Oh bog of stench
Your fumes are quite appalling
Oh bog of stench, Oh bog of stench
I'm scared of in you falling
The birds that live there are so sad
The smell's what drove the Fireys mad
Oh bog of stench, Oh bog of stench
Your fumes are quite appalling

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