Sheridan's Wives
(to the tune of Oh Susanna)
While young he married Lochley
Despite her junkie past,
But worse, she'd been a Colby
So he knew it wouldn't last
Oh, Sheridan,
How he gets through his wives
Reminds me of Henry the Eighth -
Divorced, possessed, survived
He loved and lost his Anna -
Granted, we knew she weren't dead
Betrayed him inside Zhadum,
Shadows in her head
Oh, Sheridan,
How he gets through his wives
Reminds me of Henry the Eighth -
Divorced, possessed, survived
Delenn's his new Minbari wife
Their love scenes have been sweet
But what he really wants from her
Is her White Star battle fleet
Oh, Sheridan,
How he gets through his wives
Reminds me of Henry the Eighth -
Divorced, possessed, survived
There's been one more liaison
Yes he's been heard to say
That he's got Kosh inside of him
Could Sheridan be gay?
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