Just Another Sci-Fi Fan

(to the tune of Nancy Boy, by Placebo)

Started off with Doctor Who
Then Star Wars, and Star Trek too
Plus Blake's 7, for Avon
Lately it's been Babylon
Fanzines, books and videos
How to store them, no-one knows
Need a place
That's got cupboard space

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And again I'm broke
Near as dammit
Because every month
Forbidden Planet
Takes my cash
Just so I can get my fix

Cardboard cutouts by my bed
Grabbed some pictures off the Web
Model of a Cyberman
Just another sci-fi fan
Records of old sound effects
Fascination for perspex
Never bored
When my video records

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Meet new people all the time
New filk songs that need a rhyme
Making stories and costumes
Model kits with strong glue fumes
Still the merchandise goes on
Lots of stuff on CD-ROM
Not to mention
The cost of conventions

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