People Will Say We're In Love
Buffy:
Why do they think up fanfics that link my name to yours?
Why do the shippers chatter all day on website boards?
I know a way to prove what they say is quite untrue
Here is the gist, a practical list, of 'Don'ts' for you
Don't call me by my name
Don't open doors for me
Don't dress up Harmony (Spike: It was only the once!)
People will say we're in love
Don't trick me onto dates
Don't hide around my home
Don't try to write me a poem
People will say we're in love
Don't start collecting things
Give me my sweater (Spike: Sorry, luv)
That's why they're suspecting things
People will say we're in love
Spike:
Some people claim that you are to blame as much as I
Everyone sees you're secretly pleased each time we fight
Granting your wish I kept baby sister safe with me
Just keep a slice of all the advice you give so free
Don't punch my nose each week
Don't tease and torture me
Don't sit on the porch with me
People will say we're in love
Don't walk in time with me
Don't barge into my crypt
Don't smile more than's in the script
People will say we're in love
Don't put your trust in me
That's what the shippers would love
There, see - there's no lust in me
Why do they say we're in love?
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