On The Cluster
(to the tune of In the Navy, by the Village People
Where can you find danger
In a world that's stranger
Than any you've seen before
Where can you begin to
See your nightmares come true
In a blur of blood and gore
Where can you learn to fear
Any time that you're near
One of His Shadow's clerics
Who relieve their tedium
In the Cobalt Stadium
Watch lizards eat heretics
On the Cluster - it's a hunk of lifeless rock
On the Cluster - everyone lives in a box
On the Cluster - it's a world that's quite insane
On the Cluster - and it's run by pickled brains!
On the Cluster - they will take your flesh and bones
On the Cluster - use them for robotic drones
On the Cluster - you're better off in the Dark Zone!
On the Cluster! On the Cluster! On the Cluster!
They want you! They want you! They want you to be protein goo!
If you misbehave
They'll make you a love slave
Maybe dye your hair pale blue
And this fascist state
Has an even worse fate -
They always need moth breeders too
You had best beware, it's
How many demerits
That decide what fine you rank
If it gets too high
Well, then you're gonna die
And wind up in the protein bank!
On the Cluster - it's a hunk of lifeless rock
On the Cluster - everyone lives in a box
On the Cluster - it's a world that's quite insane
On the Cluster - and it's run by pickled brains!
On the Cluster - they will take your flesh and bones
On the Cluster - use them for robotic drones
On the Cluster - you're better off in the Dark Zone!
On the Cluster! On the Cluster! On the Cluster!
They want you! They want you! They want you to be protein goo!
Who, me?
They want you! They want you! They want you to be protein goo!
But - but - but - I'm afraid of gore
Hey, look man - I get queasy even watching Farscape on my TV
They want you!
Oh my goodness
They want you!
What am I gonna do in a cryopod?
They want you!
They want you!
On the Cluster
On the Cluster - it's a hunk of lifeless rock
On the Cluster - everyone lives in a box
On the Cluster - it's a world that's quite insane
On the Cluster - and it's run by pickled brains!
On the Cluster - they will take your flesh and bones
On the Cluster - use them for robotic drones
On the Cluster - you're better off in the Dark Zone!
On the Cluster! On the Cluster! On the Cluster!
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