How Come Minbari Men Have Beards?
(tune -? - vaguely It Makes A Fella Proud To Be A Soldier, By Tom Lehrer)
Centauri men they prize their hair
And wear elaborate crests
Human males are used to having
Hair on head and chest
But Minbari have no hair at all
This fact is known to one and all
So how come Minbari men have beards?
Chorus:
Minbari don't have beards
I don't care what you say
I hate those facial follicles
Please make them go away
The series continuity's
So careful through the years
So how come Minbari men have beards?
La Forge had a banana clip
Stuck right across his eyes
Delenn's hair clip is made of bone
Quite an impressive size
Among her people she's unique
Her hairy head makes her a freak
So how come Minbari men have beards?
(Chorus)
Lennier lived in the temple
And he didn't get out much
I'd understand if he'd not heard
About a comb and brush
Delenn's Grey Council, she should know
Of Head and Shoulders, or Wash and Go
So how come Minbari men have beards?
(Chorus)
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