Maybe A New Love

(to the tune of Many A New Day)

Why should a redhead who is pretty and smart
Blubber like a baby when her wolf goes away
A-weepin' and a-wailin' how he broke her heart
That's no use, you're better being gay
Never gonna think that the love I found
Can only be found among men
I won't sit around at home and bitch
Or moan and groan about being ditched
I'll join a coven, and I'll date a witch
And start all over again

Maybe I should try another way
Come out and say "I'm gay now"
Heaven knows what my dear mom would say
But hey - I've moved away now
Maybe a new love will last a while this time

Maybe I should get back with my ex
We had such kicks together
Maybe do something no-one expects
And dress in skintight leather
Maybe I should just say "What the heck"
And give up sex forever
Maybe a new love is just a waste of time

Maybe a new girl will catch my eye
Maybe a new boy will tempt me
Maybe I'll have more luck as bi
These days, it's almost trendy
Maybe it's not too late
Maybe I'll stop being straight
Maybe a new love will last a while this time

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