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(to the tune of America from West Side Story)
Monday morning
My job's so boring
It's hard to stop myself snoring
Always the telephones going
Always the pile of work is growing
And the money owing
And a heap of filing
Try to keep on smiling
How can I stop my eyes glazing?
Want to go somewhere amazing
I'd like to be in the Labyrinth
Please let me be in the Labyrinth
Oh, picture me in the Labyrinth
Face filled with glee in the Labyrinth
Things are not quite what they seem here
It's like a dark twisted dream here
Never say it's a piece of cake
Generally that's a mistake
Names start with Hog in the Labyrinth
Valiant dogs in the Labyrinth
Rambling rocks in the Labyrinth
Rolled up socks in the Labyrinth
Lots of long tunnels to run through
Lots of doors arguing with you
I'll vandalise walls made of brick
Better not forget my lipstick
Creatures that howl in the Labyrinth
Monsters that growl in the Labyrinth
Bogs that smell foul in the Labyrinth
One snow white owl in the Labyrinth
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Here nothing is beyond your reach
Long as you have a magic peach
Go for a dance in a bubble
Then you wake up in the rubble
Reordered time in the Labyrinth
Everywhere grime in the Labyrinth
Maggots and slime in the Labyrinth
Still I'm glad I'm in the Labyrinth
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I don't think I want to go home
I'd rather stay here as a gnome
I won't be lonely, have no fear -
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