Hoggle The Grouchy Goblin

(to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer)

Hoggle the grouchy goblin
Had a quite enormous head
When anybody saw him
"Oh my god, that's big" they said
All of the other goblins
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Hoggle
Join in any goblin games
Then one snowy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Hoggle, you must help me now
Use your head as my snow plough"
Then did the goblins hate him
Jealous of his sudden fame
Poor little grouchy goblin
Life will go on just the same

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