Golene (Sissy's Lament)

(to the tune of Jolene, by Dolly Parton)

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Golene, Golene, Golene, Golene
I'm begging of you please don't eat my Stan
Golene, Golene, Golene, Golene
Please don't eat him just because you can

His beauty is beyond compare
With creamy skin so smooth and fair
Much better than the inbred freaks I've seen
He is my one and only man
I want to marry Captain Stan
But I can't do that if he's lunch, Golene

I know I snuck into his bed
I shoulda waited till we wed
And I'm sorry if I made you mad, Golene
With me he was a gentleman
So I'm hoping that he'll join our clan
And then he can be like family, Golene

Golene, Golene, Golene, Golene
I'm begging of you please don't eat my Stan
Golene, Golene, Golene, Golene
Please don't eat him just because you can

You think he's just a piece of meat
But I know that he is snuggly sweet
Can't you marry us instead, Golene
I had to have this talk with you
Don't turn him into barbecue
And I'll find you someone else to chew, Golene

Golene, Golene, Golene, Golene
I'm begging of you please don't eat my Stan
Golene, Golene, Golene, Golene
Please don't eat him even though you can

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