Buffy, Buffy

(Denton Anthem, from Shock Treatment, by Richard O'Brien)

You'll find a library full of occult books
Vampires with demonic looks
In Sunnydale
Danger's lurking all around
Magic spells and charms abound
In Sunnydale
With bodies in the childrens playground
Sunnydale's a really strange town
Hellmouth and a nasty Mayor
Just as well it's got the Slayer

You can call us a mad bunch of fanatics
But we're all happy Buffy addicts
We watch B.U.F.F.Y
On BBC or Sky
If you're looking for a girl who's sassy
Sometimes a tease but never trashy
Then there's only one name
You'll exclaim again and again

Buffy, Buffy, she's so cute and fluffy
You won't believe how she can slay
Buffy, Buffy, don't be fooled, she's tough she
Can kick vampire butts
Till they turn to dust
She's slaying her own special way

Let's not forget about the Scoobies
Little Willow's a witch
Xander's a clown, Oz is a werewolf
Cordelia's a bitch
Giles is cute, I'm sure you will agree
Enjoy the show
Help the ratings grow and grow
And we'll all watch Buffy, Buffy on TV

Buffy, Buffy, she's got the right stuff she
Can save the world again each week
Buffy, Buffy, when she's playing rough she
Always looks so good
With her stake of wood
She's Buffy, Buffy, she's unique

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