Avon

(to the tune of Rio by Duran Duran)

Moving on the flightdeck man
You're a vision for the eyes
Inscrutable smile
I suppose it's very nice
With those black leather gloves
And some silvery studs
And probably a leather vest
You know you're something special
And you look like you're the best

Chorus:
His name is Avon
And he's got a ruthless streak
Named for a river, 'cos
Still waters they flow deep
And when he smiles
It really makes my knees go weak
Oh Avon, Avon,
Among heroes he's unique

I've seen him on the stage
And I've seen him on TV
One of my favourite stars
He means so much to me
More than Picard
Or Han Solo too
But then I'm sure that
It's just the same for you

(Chorus)

Hey now (wow) look at that
He's really shot Blake down
There'll be no Season Five
The Feds have arrived
Only Avon's alive, alive, alive
Now I'm in shock
Because the Beeb have killed the show off
I just can't believe it
They've killed the show off
I just can't believe it

(Chorus)
His name is Avon
And he really is sublime
I'd gladly volunteer as
Partner in his crime
Oh Avon,Avon,
I will watch him all the time
Right from the London
Till the end on Gauda Prime

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