I Want A New Apartment

(to the tune of All Or Nuthin)

Anya:
I want a new apartment
A new apartment with you
It can't be like your place
I'm so sick of that base-
Ment - I want somewhere nice, don't you?
I'm an ex-demon girl, don't need a view
Just want somewhere shiny and new
Give me what I want or leave me be
If you can't manage that, give me nothing
And nothing's what you'll get from me
(Xander: Not even cuddles?)
Nothing's what you'll get from me

Xander:
Now Xander's on the case
We'll get a brand new place
Only the very best will do
Guess you'll want somewhere big?

Anya:
Solid wood doors
New kitchen and pricey tile floors

Xander:
Stop before you get carried away!
Supposing that I just can't afford it?

Anya:
You better find a way to pay

Xander:
I can't afford it!

Anya:
You better find a way to pay

Xander:
With you,here's always something
Always something you want from me
But now that we're a pair
I guess it's only fair
That we have our own place to be
So I ain't gonna frown, ain't gonna fuss
Pack my bags and clear up my stuff
Check the papers for a vacancy
And if you want to help test the bedroom
Well that would be just fine by me
(Anya: Oh, really Xander?!)
Yes that would be just fine by me

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